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Air Vent
What did the air vent say to his girlfirend?
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Cooks
What kind of cook-outs do sheep like best?
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Bart
What did Bart Simpson name his cow?
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Wildebeest
The latest wildebeest in the herd was the only one who realized that lions were coming. How?
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Cookies
Isaac Newton discovered gravity. Which of his brothers discovered cookies?
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Trust
What animal should you never trust?
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Orchestra
Why can't fish play in an orchestra?
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Elephant
What does an elephant do just before she leaves for vacation?
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Frog
How does a frog tell you to get a stain out?
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Run
What always runs and never walks, tells you something and never talks?
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Dinner
What did the horses say when the farmer brought their dinner?
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Smoky
What is Smoky the Bear's middle name?
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Tomatoes
I grew 100 pounds of tomatoes in my garden. What will I do with them?
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Ducks
What do ducks do when you tell a really funny joke?
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Mrs. Rabbit
Where does Mrs. Rabbit go for a perm?
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Highway
Where do elves and gnomes pay to enter a highway?
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Cat
Why did the cat get a Christmas present when it walked on the beach?
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Bugs
Why does Bugs Bunny turn off the light every time he leaves a room?
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Lion
What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
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Bricks (submitted by Pete Wiedman)
Which weighs more, a truckload of 5-pound bricks, or half a truckload of 10-pound bricks?
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Number (submitted by Michaela Grillo)
I am a number. When you add me to another number, it does not change. When you multiply me by another number, I do not change. Who am I?
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Bunnies
How do bunnies get around in the big city?
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Valise
What do you have when you pack an elephant and a tree in a big suitcase and put them in the luggage compartment of your car?
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Horn
What has one horn and gives milk?
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Meals
What kind of fish likes to eat between meals?
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Crazy
What is that crazy musical instrument they play in Hawaii?
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Monkey
Three monkeys were in a tree. A shot was fired. One monkey jumped out of the tree. How many monkeys stayed in the tree?
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Water Wax
What has water, wax, wind, wire, wood, wool and wisdom?
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Sweet
What kind of deer has a sweet tooth?
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Name (submitted by Atif Akhtar)
When you say my name I disappear. Who am I?
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Name #2
When you say my name you disappear. Who am I?
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Time (submitted by Madi Pignetti)
I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
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Cookie
Why did the cookie crumble?
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Wear
What do people wear at the North Pole?
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Monster
Who is the mascot of the monster baseball team?
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Goofy
Why did Goofy use a steam-roller on his farm?
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Ghost
What did the mother ghost say to her daughter?
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Elves
Why did Santa give to the Elves Fund?
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Storm
What kind of storm is always in a rush?
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Tuna
Why doesn't tuna slide off your plate?
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Fruit
What fruit do ghosts like best?
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Cows #1
What do cows like to sing?
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Cows #2
Where do find statues of cows?
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Cows #3
Where do cows go to have fun?
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Egg
What do you get when you tap twice on an egg and the yellow part comes out?
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House
Pinky Pinkston lives in a pink one-story house on Pinkerton Lane in Pinksville. All of the floors, walls and ceilings are pink. All of the furniture, rugs and curtains are pink. The roof, doors and all of the appliances are pink. What color are the stairs?
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Fish
Where does a fish keep its money?
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Banshee #1
What kind of bread do banshees like best?
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Banshee #2
Where do banshees go to become famous?
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Banshee #3
What do you call a banshee celebration?
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Baker
Why did the poor man become a baker?
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Dragons
What do Sea Dragons eat?
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Seven
What comes after "I seven the house"?
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Wheels
What has four wheels and flies?
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Oyster
Why won't an oyster share its toys?
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Grow Up
What is a bull before he grows up?
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Winnie
What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?
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Cat
What is The Cat In The Hat's middle name?
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Before and Behind
Who always goes with three before her and five behind her?
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Nap
Where do you keep a nap?
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Elephants
What do elephants and trees have in common?
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On the Pier
What do you have when a doctor takes off one shoe and sits on a square stone on top of a round stone on a pier?
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Sisters
Susie is one of the famous Foodlemyer sisters. The youngest sister is named April. The middle sister is named May. What is the name of the oldest sister?
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Moose
What looks like a moose, sounds like a moose, but isn't a moose?
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Rain
What is more dangerous than raining cats and dogs?
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The Farmer
Why did everybody admire the farmer?
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4 Elephants
How do you fit 4 elephants in a tiny car?
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5 Elephants
How do you fit 5 elephants in a tiny car?
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6 Elephants
How do you fit 6 elephants in a tiny car?
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Pool
What is the first thing you do when you jump into a swimming pool?
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Ducks
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
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One Inch
What is less than one inch from your eyes, yet you can never see it?
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Smell
What always smells, but has no odor?
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