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Mrs. Rabbit
       Where does Mrs. Rabbit go for a perm?
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Highway
       Where do elves and gnomes pay to enter a highway?
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Cat
       Why did the cat get a Christmas present when it walked on the beach?
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Cooks
       What kind of cook-outs do sheep like best?
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Bart
       What did Bart Simpson name his cow?
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Wildebeest
       The latest wildebeest in the herd was the only one who realized that lions were coming. How?
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Cookies
       Isaac Newton discovered gravity. Which of his brothers discovered cookies?
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Trust
       What animal should you never trust?
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Orchestra
       Why can't fish play in an orchestra?
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Tomatoes
       I grew 100 pounds of tomatoes in my garden. What will I do with them?
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Ducks
       What do ducks do when you tell a really funny joke?
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Bugs
       Why does Bugs Bunny turn off the light every time he leaves a room?
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Lion
       What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
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Bricks (submitted by Pete Wiedman)
       Which weighs more, a truckload of 5-pound bricks, or half a truckload of 10-pound bricks?
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Number (submitted by Michaela Grillo)
       I am a number. When you add me to another number, it does not change. When you multiply me by another number, I do not change. Who am I?
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Bunnies
       How do bunnies get around in the big city?
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Valise
       What do you have when you pack an elephant and a tree in a big suitcase and put them in the luggage compartment of your car?
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Horn
       What has one horn and gives milk?
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Meals
       What kind of fish likes to eat between meals?
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Crazy
       What is that crazy musical instrument they play in Hawaii?
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Monkey
       Three monkeys were in a tree. A shot was fired. One monkey jumped out of the tree. How many monkeys stayed in the tree?
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Water Wax
       What has water, wax, wind, wire, wood, wool and wisdom?
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Sweet
       What kind of deer has a sweet tooth?
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Name (submitted by Atif Akhtar)
       When you say my name I disappear. Who am I?
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Name #2
       When you say my name you disappear. Who am I?
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Time (submitted by Madi Pignetti)
       I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
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Cookie
       Why did the cookie crumble?
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Wear
       What do people wear at the North Pole?
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Monster
       Who is the mascot of the monster baseball team?
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Goofy
       Why did Goofy use a steam-roller on his farm?
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Ghost
       What did the mother ghost say to her daughter?
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Elves
       Why did Santa give to the Elves Fund?
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Storm
       What kind of storm is always in a rush?
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Tuna
       Why doesn't tuna slide off your plate?
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Fruit
       What fruit do ghosts like best?
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Cows #1
       What do cows like to sing?
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Cows #2
       Where do find statues of cows?
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Cows #3
       Where do cows go to have fun?
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Egg
       What do you get when you tap twice on an egg and the yellow part comes out?
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House
       Pinky Pinkston lives in a pink one-story house on Pinkerton Lane in Pinksville. All of the floors, walls and ceilings are pink. All of the furniture, rugs and curtains are pink. The roof, doors and all of the appliances are pink. What color are the stairs?
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Fish
       Where does a fish keep its money?
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Banshee #1
       What kind of bread do banshees like best?
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Banshee #2
       Where do banshees go to become famous?
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Banshee #3
       What do you call a banshee celebration?
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Baker
       Why did the poor man become a baker?
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Dragons
       What do Sea Dragons eat?
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Seven
       What comes after "I seven the house"?
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Wheels
       What has four wheels and flies?
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Oyster
       Why won't an oyster share its toys?
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Grow Up
       What is a bull before he grows up?
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Sisters
       Susie is one of the famous Foodlemyer sisters. The youngest sister is named April. The middle sister is named May. What is the name of the oldest sister?
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Moose
       What looks like a moose, sounds like a moose, but isn't a moose?
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Rain
       What is more dangerous than raining cats and dogs?
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The Farmer
       Why did everybody admire the farmer?
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4 Elephants
       How do you fit 4 elephants in a tiny car?
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5 Elephants
       How do you fit 5 elephants in a tiny car?
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6 Elephants
       How do you fit 6 elephants in a tiny car?
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Pool
       What is the first thing you do when you jump into a swimming pool?
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Ducks
       What happens when ducks fly upside down?
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One Inch
       What is less than one inch from your eyes, yet you can never see it?
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Smell
       What always smells, but has no odor?
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Elephant
       What does an elephant do just before she leaves for vacation?
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Frog
       How does a frog tell you to get a stain out?
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Run
       What always runs and never walks, tells you something and never talks?
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Dinner
       What did the horses say when the farmer brought their dinner?
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Smoky
       What is Smoky the Bear's middle name?
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Winnie
       What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?
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Cat
       What is The Cat In The Hat's middle name?
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Before and Behind
       Who always goes with three before her and five behind her?
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Nap
       Where do you keep a nap?
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Elephants
       What do elephants and trees have in common?
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On the Pier
       What do you have when a doctor takes off one shoe and sits on a square stone on top of a round stone on a pier?
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